Two years ago we wrote about the deal slangin’, protein sippin’ sales guy Corporate Bro. We all assumed he would burn out like most corporate drones, but here we are, and he’s still going. Must be all the adderall.
For those who do not know Corporate Bro, he is that tech sales guy and yes it’s his real job. He’s a Brad Chad with dreams of one day becoming CEO, but not before he dips his pen in the company ink.
Corporate Bro turns mundane tasks into the absurd, such as when he’s on an “Honest Sales Call” cutting through the bullshit of talking to a prospect who will never buy, or when a cold-call blitz plays out like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan, leaving coworkers hiding under desks and with scars that will never truly heal.
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When we asked him how he was allowed to film videos during the workday his answer was simple: “I wasn’t.”
So how was he able to dodge the corporate bureaucracy intent on stifling his creativity? “It was all about timing,” Corporate said. “Lunch, evenings, or when the managers were in a meeting. That’s when I would strike. Of course, that was until upper management found out about what I was doing. I had to sign some legal shit about disconnecting my brand from the company. Somehow I wasn’t fired.”
Probably because firing him would have been akin to firing Tom Hanks from Easy Company. You do not fire the people’s champ. Perhaps the writers of Silicon Valley can replace Erlich Bachman (TJ Miller) with this man.
However, after 6 months of being ‘legally’ allowed to film in the office during off-hours he was recently forced to stop. “They told me the account getting too big and recognizable. People were name dropping it during interviews because they wanted to work with me and recognized the workspace. I thought that was pretty tight.”
The company didn’t. With no place to film, Corporate turned to his fans for help. Fortunately, his dedicated fanbase came to the rescue as several CEOs from various startups in San Francisco volunteered their offices for him to continue making the comedy that gets them through the week.
Whether you are in sales or not, after watching a few skits, you’ll understand why so many people want to keep the content coming.
Check out his InstaGold HERE.
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