Seattle Seahawks Archives

Russell Wilson Finally Throws At Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, It Doesn’t End Well

by Kyle KosterJanuary 18, 2015 3:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:28 am

Here Are Our NFL Conference Championship Weekend Picks Against The Spread

by Mr. TJanuary 16, 2015 3:13 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:28 am

Cocky Seahawks Bros Desperately Seeking Flip Cup Opponents Early Saturday Morning

by Kyle KosterJanuary 7, 2015 8:21 am updated October 13, 2022 2:33 am

So How Much Was Marshawn Lynch Fined For His Crotch-Grabbing Celebration?

by Kyle KosterDecember 26, 2014 9:57 am updated October 12, 2022 8:47 pm

Seahawks Fan Reduced To Tears From Touching Christmas Gift After Meeting Player’s Girlfriend

by Paul SaccaDecember 24, 2014 12:36 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:48 pm

Dude Perfect And The Seattle Seahawks (Including Pete Carroll) Made Some Amazing Football Trick Shots

by Douglas CharlesNovember 25, 2014 11:15 am updated October 12, 2022 9:00 pm

Seattle Seahwaks Punter Jon Ryan Thinks The Team Mascot Should Keep It In His Pants

by Kyle KosterNovember 10, 2014 6:28 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:07 pm

Seahawks’ Live Mascot Flies Into Crowd, Lands On Guy’s Head

by Jorge AlonsoNovember 9, 2014 5:58 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:08 pm

Pete Carroll Explains How He Would Have Solved The Whole Iraq Mess Without A Single Death

by Kyle KosterOctober 22, 2014 2:32 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:18 pm

St. Louis Rams Faked Out The Seahawks On An Epic Punt Return Trick Play For A TD

by Jorge AlonsoOctober 19, 2014 2:14 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:21 pm

Marshawn Lynch Calmly Picked Up A Dreadlock After It Was Ripped Out

by Kyle KosterSeptember 22, 2014 8:46 am updated October 12, 2022 9:35 pm

Seattle Seahawks Fans Fuel Team To Victory With Clever Dick Jokes

by Kyle KosterSeptember 5, 2014 7:56 am updated October 12, 2022 9:43 pm

Here’s Our First NFL Thursday Night Pick and Survivor Pool Lock

by Mr. TSeptember 4, 2014 4:12 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:43 pm

Undercover Cops at Seahawks Game Are Wearing Packers Gear to Catch Assholes

by Brandon WenerdSeptember 4, 2014 2:14 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:43 pm

Russell Wilson’s Penis Made the Sports Illustrated Cover

by Kyle KosterAugust 28, 2014 7:22 am updated October 12, 2022 9:47 pm

Perfectly Reasonable Man Has a Seattle Seahawks Logo on His Prosthetic Eye

by Reggie NobleAugust 27, 2014 12:15 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:47 pm

Seattle Seahawks Bro Takes a Hit Off His Vape Pen, Then His Turnt Blonde Girlfriend Starts Grinding On Him

by Brandon WenerdAugust 16, 2014 1:02 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:55 pm

Richard Sherman just bitch slapped Patrick Peterson across the face on Twitter

by Chris IlluminatiJuly 30, 2014 12:47 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:05 pm

It Looks Like Marshawn Lynch Puts Up Velvet Ropes Around His Lamborghini When He Parks

by Kyle KosterJuly 22, 2014 11:52 am updated October 12, 2022 10:10 pm

The Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl Rings Are Badass

by Kyle KosterJune 20, 2014 8:21 am updated October 12, 2022 10:29 pm

President Obama Cracked Mad Jokes About the Seattle Seahawks Today

by Brandon WenerdMay 21, 2014 6:06 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:46 pm

Niners hero is real lonely at Seahawks parade

by A. IsaacFebruary 6, 2014 11:45 am updated October 12, 2022 11:45 pm

Here’s Marshawn Lynch Slinging Skittles to Seahawks Fans

by Andy MooreFebruary 5, 2014 11:19 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:45 pm

LEGO Reenactment of Super Bowl 48 as Painful To Watch as Actual Game

by Chris IlluminatiFebruary 5, 2014 11:01 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:45 pm

Here’s Seattle Seahawks Owner Paul Allen Shredding on the Guitar After Winning the Super Bowl

by Brandon WenerdFebruary 3, 2014 11:41 am

This text exchange between a Broncos player and his son will tear at your heartstrings

by A. IsaacFebruary 3, 2014 10:20 am