Soccer Archives

This Cheesy Country Song Will Convince You the United States Will Win the World Cup

by Kyle KosterMay 29, 2014 1:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:43 pm

Nigerian Goalkeeper Basically Throws Ball into His Own Net Amid Allegations of Match-Fixing

by Kyle KosterMay 29, 2014 8:25 am updated October 12, 2022 10:43 pm

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s 360 Pass Is Strong Evidence for Copernicus’ Heliocentric Universe Model

by Kyle KosterMay 22, 2014 4:09 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:46 pm

Joe Garner’s Volley Goal Will Make You Reassess All Your Long-Held Gravitational Beliefs

by Kyle KosterMay 13, 2014 3:04 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:51 pm

Soccer Player Celebrates His Goal By Climbing into the Stands and Applauding

by Kyle KosterMay 8, 2014 3:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:54 pm

Dutch Soccer Fan Almost Dies of Happiness on Camera

by Kyle KosterMay 5, 2014 2:24 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:56 pm

GIF: This Cristiano Ronaldo’s Backheel Goal Is Absolutely Absurd

by Brandon WenerdMay 4, 2014 5:45 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:57 pm

This Video Proves Instant Karma Is a Real—and Delightful—Thing

by Eddie ColeMay 1, 2014 6:07 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:58 pm

Irish Soccer Panel Breaks Down Wedding With Tremendous Analysis

by Reggie NobleApril 30, 2014 11:25 am updated October 12, 2022 10:59 pm

Cristiano Ronaldo Scored a Goal, Then Did This

by Kyle KosterApril 29, 2014 3:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:00 pm

Columbus Crew Striker Dominic Oduro Has an Awesome Pizza-Inspired Haircut

by BroBible ViralApril 28, 2014 1:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:01 pm

WHOA! Soccer Fan Set on Fire by Stadium Security

by Kyle KosterApril 28, 2014 11:51 am updated October 12, 2022 11:01 pm

Racist Villarreal Fan Throws Banana at Barcelona’s Dani Alves, Alves Eats the Banana

by BroBible ViralApril 28, 2014 6:48 am updated October 12, 2022 11:01 pm

President Obama Played Soccer With a Humanoid Robot, Watched It Dance

by Kyle KosterApril 24, 2014 11:35 am updated October 12, 2022 11:02 pm

West Brom’s Graham Dorrans Scored a Goal That Will Make You Type “My Eyes are Bleeding” Into WebMd

by Kyle KosterApril 21, 2014 4:05 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:04 pm

High Schooler Pulls Off the Most Impressive Soccer Throw-In You’ll Ever See

by Eddie ColeApril 16, 2014 11:36 am updated October 12, 2022 11:07 pm

Rob Ford DESTROYS a Youth Soccer Goalie, Because Rob Ford Is a Glorious Dick

by Brandon WenerdApril 11, 2014 6:11 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:09 pm

Patrice Evra Scored a Goal and Gus Johnson Was Excited

by Kyle KosterApril 10, 2014 8:27 am updated October 12, 2022 11:11 pm

ESPN’s New 2014 World Cup Ad Is American as FUCK

by Eddie ColeApril 9, 2014 1:49 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:11 pm

Israeli Soccer Team Displays Awesome Walter White Banner

by Kyle KosterApril 1, 2014 4:29 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:16 pm

Soccer team holds eating contest and you’ll never guess who crashed the party

by Chris IlluminatiApril 1, 2014 12:57 pm 0

A Disguised Takeru Kobayashi Destroyed the New York Cosmos in an Eating Contest

by Kyle KosterApril 1, 2014 11:41 am updated October 12, 2022 11:16 pm

The U.S. World Cup Away Kit Bleeds America

by Kyle KosterApril 1, 2014 8:01 am updated October 12, 2022 11:16 pm

Ukrainian Soccer Player Saves His Opponent’s Life with Quick Thinking

by Andy MooreMarch 31, 2014 11:05 am updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

Soccer Goalie Takes It To the Face In Most Agonizing Goal Ever

by Brandon WenerdMarch 29, 2014 3:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

Steven Gerrard Scored a Free Kick Goal That Will Make You Reconsider the True Nature of Mankind

by Kyle KosterMarch 27, 2014 8:37 am updated October 12, 2022 11:18 pm