Drake Is Rumored To Be Dating Taylor Swift Which Means The Apocalypse Is Near
According to Page Six, Drake and Taylor Swift got pretty cozy with each other last night at Drake’s birthday bash.
We’re told after the dinner, Drake joined Swift in her booth, where they “were intimately flirting, talking closely and laughing. The only person he spent more time with other than his mom was Taylor,” the source said.
Could you imagine all the insufferable music that would be unleashed on the world if these two actually dated for a minute and then broke up? I pray for all of humanity that this rumor isn’t true.