VIDEO: Ratchet Toddler Wiles out in Chuck E. Cheese, Spits in Adults’ Faces, Must Be Restrained by Two Guards

This kid. This fucking kid. He defines ratchet. You wanna talk about zero fucks given? It’s this kid. He tramples across everyone’s Skeeball machines, stealing balls to jack up his own score, then spits in the face of anyone who gets in his way. The poor parents watching are too scared and this kid can sense it.

And not that Chuck E. Cheese security is as well-renowned as Blackwater, but this kid manages to evade them for quite some time.

I love this kid.

[Via Worldstar Hip Hop]