Have you ever been at the bar and introduced yourself to a young lady and she immediately asks you what you do for a living, to which you respond “I stock shelves at Blockbuster Video,” before she throws a drink in your face and walks away? No? Neither have I. But it’s a lot easier to imagine that circumstance than if you were wearing a blazer and introducing yourself as a trader at Goldman Sachs. And if you answered yes to the initial hypothetical, what are you doing with your life, Blockbuster closed five years ago, bro. Pull it together.
But it’s no secret that your job is an indicator of what type of person you are and what kind of money you make, so whether fairly or not, girls judge you on what you spend most of your waking hours doing.
So when Tinder incorporated your job and education details below your name in your profile, it likely had an affect on who was swiping right on your ass.
Tinder just announced its list of most right-swiped jobs in the United States. The list, which details jobs and occupations for both men and women that have received the highest amount of profile right-swipes, should give you an idea of which industry you should get into if you’re looking to up your sex number.
We’ll start with the top 15 male professions that girls swipe right to the most.
- Pilot
- Founder/Entrepreneur
- Firefighter
- Doctor
- TV/Radio Personality
- Teacher
- Engineer
- Model
- Paramedic
- College Student
- Lawyer
- Personal Trainer
- Financial Advisor
- Police Officer
- Military
Here are the professions us bros swipe right to the most for our lady counterparts.
- Physical Therapist
- Interior Designer
- Founder/Entrepreneur
- PR/Communications
- Teacher
- College Student
- Speech Language Pathologist
- Pharmacist
- Social Media Manager
- Model
- Dental Hygienist
- Nurse
- Flight Attendant
- Personal Trainer
- Real Estate Agent
So there you have it, fellas. Join pilot school or at the very least lie about it to get girls. Probably easier just to lie about it.