DeAndre Jordan’s $12.7 Million California Mega-Mansion May Be The Dopest Bro Pad We’ve Seen Yet

DeAndre Jordan is in the midst of playing out a four-year max deal with the Los Angeles Clippers worth an estimated $88 million he signed in July of 2015. As one of the highest paid players in the NBA, the Texas A&M grad can afford to live in luxury–evident in the home he bought for $12.7 million in a highly-sought after Pacific Palisades, California neighborhood.

The 28-year-old Jordan has decided to put the 10,500-square-foot property on the market, but listed it $300,000 below the price he bought it for (the poor thing will likely take a loss). The mansion itself consists of seven-bedroom and 10 bathrooms, so he can shit in a different bathroom every day of the week. Smart.

Here are the other amenities of the property, via Trulia:

  • Professional theater with stadium seating
  • Temperature-controlled wine room
  •  Private indoor spa area with its own exercise pool and gym
  • Outdoor pool and spa with cascading water accents, as well as
  • Basketball court
  • Putting green
  • Outdoor kitchen
  • Fire pits
  • Drought-resistant turf play area
  • Three-car garage
  • Elevator

Not a bad pull for someone still in his 20’s. Meanwhile, I fart in my shoe box NYC apartment and it lingers for weeks.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.