Because 90%* of America’s celebrities live in California of course the first thing they all did after this morning’s earthquake was jump on Twitter. We sifted through them all and here were the celebs who cracked us up.
That's the most my bed has been shaking in 5 years! #arsenio
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) March 17, 2014
here's how it goes now…"oh my God, earthquake…where's my phone? I have to tweet!"
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 17, 2014
A lot of guys in LA just got credit for being much better in the sack than they deserve credit for. #earthquake
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) March 17, 2014
Earthquake. Real shaker. Jolted out of bed. All 3 kids slept through. Emmanuel Sanders still a Bronco. That is all.
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) March 17, 2014
Earthquake!! And I have a cold.
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) March 17, 2014
why was my initial reaction to this earthquake "holy shit it's the aliens I'm screwed"
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) March 17, 2014
THE HUMMELS ARE OKAY REPEAT THE HUMMELS ARE OKAY
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 17, 2014
This earthquake just made me re-evaluate my entire life. lol. I swear it felt like the entire house… http://t.co/EWFxS7dCNc
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) March 17, 2014
That's god trying to lift the lady from "two fat ladies" into heaven
— jim jefferies (@jimjefferies) March 17, 2014
Yes clones, there was an earthquake in L.A. and no, I'm not interested in which fat celebrity you think caused it. Grow up.
— Jim Rome (@jimrome) March 17, 2014
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 17, 2014
That earthquake caused a entire row of Oreo's to fall into my mouth.
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) March 17, 2014
I expect today to be a historically productive day for LA since the entire town has been awake since 6:20am.. #ShamrockShake
— Jena Sims (@jenamsims) March 17, 2014
The earthquake knocked over our bed's CD/Headboard storage unit. The "Essential Ted Nugent" gashed my forehead.
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) March 17, 2014
If one more person calls the earthquake a “shamrock shake” I’m flushing my phone down the toilet.
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) March 17, 2014
Did anyone else in LA hear @NickSwardson fart this morning
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) March 17, 2014
Good morning Monday you fuck face
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 17, 2014
Okay, that last one wasn’t about the earthquake. It was just a general comment that I agree with.