Check Out The Nuts On This Drunk U Of Iowa Student Who Jumped In Back Of A Police Cruiser And Demanded A Ride Home


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Gotta give credit where credit is due, which means we gotta point out that the nuts on John Louis Chapman, an 18-year-old student at the University of Iowa, are massive. Think Pluto sized, meaning not quite planetary but large enough that you see him walking around in public and you’re like “Ew that kids needs to get fixed.” Unfortunately, with large nuts apparently comes a lack of critical thinking skills, leading to Chapman’s idiotic arrest around 11 PM on September 17th:

John Louis Chapman, 18, was busted around 11 PM last night in downtown Iowa City, blocks from his Burge Hall residence, according to a criminal complaint.
The tipsy Chapman allegedly approached a police cruiser stopped in traffic and asked cop Don Strong for a ride home. After the University of Iowa Public Safety officer told the student to return to the sidewalk, Chapman opened the squad car’s rear door and got into the vehicle.(via)

Champ took a Breathalyzer test and blew a .236. The fact that he was even able to open the door to the police cruiser without smashing his face through the window is impressive in and of itself. He was taken into custody that night on a misdemeanor charge.

[H/T The Smoking Gun]