Some Guy Is Running Around Playing A Game Of Grab Ass At Princeton University

Perverts come in all shapes and sizes. Now they come in all modes of transportation.

A guy — and possibly an accomplice — is running around Princeton University and randomly squeezing the asses of unsuspecting women.

The incident happened around 4:20 p.m. between Whig Hall and Murray-Dodge Hall when a woman student said an unidentified man struck her buttocks and fled on a bicycle, the Daily Princetonian said.

The suspect was described as light-complexioned with red hair and wearing a white shirt and backpack. He was accompanied by another light-complexioned man wearing a blue shirt and backpack. Both stand about 5-feet, 11-inches tall and are about 20 years old.

This is the second incident in less than week, the first occurring last Thursday. School officials are asking anyone with information to please come forward. I’m asking that if you know who’s doing it, knock him out for being a creep.

[via NJ.com]

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