The ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Is A Rapper Now, Drops Indecipherable New Track Called ‘These Heaux’

Fresh off being put on five years probation for TWO counts grand theft, filing a false police report and possession of marijuana, the ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl, Danielle Bregoli, is back, baby.

Only now she has a new name, Bhad Bhabie. It’s pronounced “Bad Baby” and it’s her new rap name. Oh, you didn’t know that she was a rapper? Fo shizzle. She even has a debut track is called “These Heaux” and it’s quite the listen.

It’s actually rather impressive for a 14-year-old considering the topics she hits on in the song: sipping lean, Maybachs, fighting girls, stealing guys, giving a shout out to CeeLo Green. Wait, what?

Maybe this is why her tour got canceled. So she could have something to actually do on stage.

Here are some of the more choice lyrics from what is sure to be a gold record at some point because people are goddamn morons.

“These hoes be lackin’, see me in back and they talk all this shit but don’t say it in person.”

“Water, water drippin’, come take a peek. You in a trailer ho, bitch you can’t compete.”

She even hits on the red cup…

“Red cup, no it ain’t that Kool-Aid. Got me fed up you hoes too fake. One minute he a man, he a ride or die. Next minute on the ground with a new bae.”

Oh, and here’s the shout out to CeeLo Green just to prove I didn’t make that part up…

“I ain’t nothing like these hoes. Don’t compare me to no one (don’t do it). Money green like CeeLo. Yeah, my pockets so swole up.”

As for the rest of it, I am not 100% sure what language she’s speaking so I wish I could share more lyrics, but I have no idea what she’s actually saying.

Give it a listen for yourself and see if you have better luck.

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