Denny’s New Mascot Looks Like A TURD!!!


Denny’s is a reputable nationwide breakfast chain. Who hasn’t been plastered as all heck at 4:39 a.m. and ordered a French Toast Slam and a Moons Over My Hammy sandwich at Denny’s from a waitress named Luanne who may or may not have a glass eye, you’re not sure if she does, and you’re kind enough not to stare. However, the marketing team over at Denny’s has gone to shit after they made a turd their mascot.

For some reason, Denny’s new mascot is a humanized sausage link, but it really, really looks like shit personified.

I think I “snap the slams” about 30 minutes after eating a Crazy Spicy Skillet.

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Just look at it. Their mascot is a big ole piece of poop.

I wonder if South Park has a possible copyright infringement lawsuit against Denny’s.

I assume they were going for a cutesy Sausage Party-looking character but it went to shit. What marketing guru said, “Let’s make the face of our restaurant chain a sausage link that totally looks like a shit log?” If you’ve got to have a pork product to be your mascot you’ve got to go with bacon, but if you’re dead-set on a sausage mascot you must go with a sausage patty. This is marketing 101.


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