Discovery Of Weird ‘Cold Spot’ In Space Could Prove Existence Of Parallel Universes!

Well looky what we got here. A possible portal to BILLIONS of parallel universes. Ain’t this some shit.

In our ginormous universe, there is one spot that is suspiciously colder than the rest of it. This is like the area around the only adult in a pool full of little kids who pounded juice boxes before hitting the pool. The scientists call this frigid zone in the universe “The Cold Spot.” The scientists really put some time and effort into that title, huh?

The Cold Spot is 150 microkelvins below average and it covers an unusually large area. The phenomenon is relatively cold compared to the expected properties of the cosmic microwave background radiation (CMB).

But what causes this one gigantic area to be colder?

A recent astronomical observation of the Cold Spot suggests that there was a collision between our universe and a parallel universe.

Past explanations for the temperature variance was caused by some kind of “supervoid,” which is the absence of rich superclusters and have less than one-tenth of the average density of matter abundance than the typical observable universe.

However, a new comprehensive survey of 7,000 galaxies by Professor Tom Shanks and his team at Durham University states that there was no supervoid in that area. One hypothesis is that the Cold Spot was caused by a collision between our universe and another bubble universe.

“This means we can’t entirely rule out that the Spot is caused by an unlikely fluctuation explained by the standard model,” Shanks said. “But if that isn’t the answer, then there are more exotic explanations.”

Then here comes the crazy and amazing theory that will give Hollywood some fresh ideas for movies:

“If further, more detailed, analysis of CMB data proves this to be the case then the Cold Spot might be taken as the first evidence for the multiverse – and billions of other universes may exist like our own.”

YES! A parallel universe where “Rompers for Men” doesn’t exist!!!

But so-called scientists are shitting on the multiverse theory. They insist they have scientific simulations that put the odd of 1 in 50 that the Cold Spot was simply created by chance.

Fuck those people.

I want a parallel universe where none of LaVar Ball’s sons get drafted in the NBA and start their own cake pop business.