ER Doctor Dad Self-Quarantines In His Kids’ Tree House, Appears Extremely Happy

Awesome. This dude is living the LIFE. Do you know how fun tree houses are? They’re the last acceptable place in America to disallow girls, other than a few private golf clubs. This dad is the master of his domain, the king of his own little world. If he needs anything, he just shouts down to the peasants/his children and they toss it up.

HuffPo– Barnes, a 39-year-old physician at Christus Spohn Hospital Beeville and Christus Spohn Hospital South in Corpus Christi, told the Corpus Christi Caller-Times that he has spent nearly three weeks in the cabin treehouse and often shouts down to his kids if he needs something — or sometimes walks up to the back picture window door of their home to make his request.

Of course, it would be nicer if he had a 60-inch flat screen with surround sound. Even so, he’s got pickles, water, and probably a few porno mags he found in the woods under that little cot mattress. Could definitely be worse.

Stay strong, dad!! Keep fighting the good fight.

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