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Do we remember this girl? Anna Sorokin was all over the news a year ago when she was sentenced to prison for running around New York City, scamming hotels and wealthy folks out of tons of money by pretending to be, well, important. She caused delays in her court proceedings because she wasn’t happy with the outfits that they were letting her wear. Netflix is currently developing series about her while she lives the high life behind bars. But apparently, she’s such a big deal that even in prison she can’t find a moment of peace:
Fake heiress Anna Sorokin is laying down the law: She will no longer accept randos showing up to visit her while she’s behind bars.
“I’m kind of busy, and showing up here at 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning/New Year’s Day/any day is not the way!”
Sorokin’s bottom line: “All you’re achieving by coming here is wasting your time and interfering with my sleeping schedule.”
“I’m kind of busy. You’re interfering with my sleeping schedule.” That sounds like something you’d see on a cartoon Hallmark mug coming from a cat.
More importantly, WHO is visiting this lady in prison?! Are we that curious? I’ll never understand people who go to prison to see inmates they don’t know personally. I have a hard time getting to the hospital to see FRIENDS with major health issues; there isn’t a chance in hell I’d get out to Rikers to shoot the breeze through a glass wall with someone I saw on the news. And at 8AM on a Sunday?! These people are psychos.
Good for Anna to lay down the law. She’ll be checking the visitor list much more carefully, mind you. No more desperate nobodies slipping through the cracks. We’ll be running a tight ship from here on out, so don’t even try it, bucko.
PS- My brain reads her name as Aaron Sorkin 100% of the time. That’s how those letters present themselves, and there isn’t much I can do about it.