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Gordon Hayward and his beautiful wife, Robyn, have two adorable, healthy young daughters, Charlotte and Bernadette. Bernadette is 3, Charlotte is 2. The family is more wealthy than mine could ever fathom and by every metric, Gordon’s life is better than mine. Sweetheart, if you’re reading this, except you. Kisses.
The happy couple (again, not happier than me and my shnookems, sex tonight babe? K, I’ll just hump the mattress in the morning) is expecting their third child in January and did one of those cutesie gender reveal thingys to find out the sex of the baby. As a Celtics fan, I pray he didn’t end up like in a leg cast again like this dude after a gender reveal fail.
Thankfully he did not. But what’s amusing about the video, which was posted on his wife’s Instagram, was the profound frustration in Gordon’s voice when his wife asked him if he’s happy about having a female trifecta.
It goes without saying that Hayward will be over-the-moon happy, if he isn’t already. But to deny that Gordon was fantasizing about shooting hoops in the driveway with his spitting image is to deny reality.
I tried my best.
Gordon when the pink balloons came out* pic.twitter.com/upG5mg9s2E
— Playin Pelicans fan (@BigIsh94) July 10, 2018
he could not look less thrilled. Guy wanted a boy. Crushing
— Dr. Who??? (@BlazingCold) July 10, 2018
“Daddy’s always happy” pic.twitter.com/buLKfP3qdu
— THEGODFRESCO 🏁 (@GSDOUBLEU) July 10, 2018
— Ice 🏴☠️ (@210_Ice) July 10, 2018
Congrats to the happy family.