There have been numerous food abominatons scattered across the internet over the years (toaster steak, bubble gum broccoli, onion flavored cereal), but this latest concoction might be the most disgusting culinary creation since someone put pineapple on a pizza.
Speaking of pizza and cereal, Fong’s Pizza in Des Moines, Iowa has introduced a new item to their menu that is breaking the internet apart: Froot Loops Pizza.
What. The hell?
Listen. I get it. Fong’s is trying to be unique, but they already kind of are because they specialize in Chinese food-topped pizza which, in all honesty, sounds freaking delicious. But, c’mon, Froot Loops? On pizza?
“They they kind of go in and they want to try it, just to have that experience, and I think they kind of expect it to be gross,” Fong’s Pizza co-founder Gwen Page told Inside Edition. “But then they try it and they’re like, ‘Oh, it’s, I don’t want to say it’s good because everyone’s so disgusted, but it’s actually really good.'”
The pizza is made from a standard pizza crust topped with a cream cheese and sour cream spread and covered with Froot Loops and milky icing.
“We add a greek yogurt and condensed milk icing that we dress on the top so it’s very much reminiscent of that sweet milk that you have at the end of eating your cereal bowl,” says Page.
Amazingly, there are a handful of people out there who are very down to try a Froot Loops pizza.
Most folks, however, are stifling a gag reflex when they see it.
Good morning. My day has already been ruined. pic.twitter.com/M4pJxVhF1D
— brandon wenerd (@brandonwenerd) March 2, 2021
My GOD, Iowa. Minnesota has long been friendly with you, but keep this up and we will have no choice but to 1) close the border or 2) invade, and liberate your people from this insanity. GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER.— StephSamedyStan🏐 (@MsMagsMN) February 27, 2021
Y'all need to consider doing less drugs or more drugs I can't figure out which but this is not ok— Adam Frank (@sharknado523) February 27, 2021
As an Italian I am formally declaring war on Iowa— Aaron (@AaronTheBoi) February 27, 2021
Just saw a picture of a froot loops pizza but by all means let’s cancel Dr. Seuss books.
— Anthony De Rosa (@DeRosaKid) March 4, 2021
For the final word on this Froot Loops pizza we go to the pizza experts over at Digiorno.
That’s...not...pizza 😳— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) February 27, 2021
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