Tiger King star Joe Exotic still thinks President Donald Trump will pardon him for the 17 federal charges of animal abuse and two counts of murder for hire for which he is now serving 22 years in prison, so, naturally, he wrote a letter to Kim Kardashian asking for her help.
Exotic must be tremendously desparate too because six months ago or so he claimed he would be dead inside of three months if he were forced to remain in prison, asking Kardashian and Cardi B for their help.
KimKSuperstar must not have responded yet because despite submitting a 257 page document to President Donald Trump a few months back, explaining why he should be pardoned, Exotic once again reached out to her with a lengthy hand-written letter.
“I know you have never met me and may never want to however I do believe that you hold the values of our justice system dear to your heart,” Joe writes in the letter dated Nov. 4 miraculously obtained by Entertainment Tonight. “I am writing you this letter not as Joe Exotic but as the person Joseph Maldonado-Passage, asking you to please help me by just taking 10 minutes out of your life and placing a call to President Trump to look at my 257 page pardon it’s all the evidence I’m innocent and ask him to sign my pardon so I can return home to [my husband] Dillon [Passage] and my father.”
“I have lost 57 years of work, my zoo, my animals, my mother has died, my dad is dying and I’ve been taken away from my husband who I love dearly,” he continued. “Everyone is so busy making movies, getting interviews, selling stuff and dressing up like me that everyone forgot I’m a real live person in prison and kept from even telling my own story for something I didn’t do.”
Dressing up like him? Who has been doing stuff like that?
Exotic closes the letter by writing, “Will you please help me with just a phone call? No one even has to know you did it.”
How about she doesn’t and we just pretend that she did, okay, Joe?
Time is running out…