Do you know what my father gifted me for my birthday?
Trick question, my father doesn’t know my birthday. My dad has been a bricklayer for four decades, breaking his back for a son destined to disappoint. I know when my mom writes “Love Mom and Dad” on the card, it’s the very first time he’s seeing it, and I will give him a free pass until I die.
Dad, if you’re reading this, no, I do not yet have any equity in a real estate. I’m just here to relay the news that a five-year-old does.
LeBron James, back from the bubble with a Larry O’Brien trophy and a generous spirit, gifted his soon-to-be six-year-old daughter Zhuri a mini-house in the back yard of one of his three Los Angeles mansions. The structure includes a couch, a tiny dining area, and a kitchen.
.@KingJames' daughter Zhuri got her own mini house as a birthday gift.
She had to clean the floors after LeBron walked in with his shoes on 😂 pic.twitter.com/4t46nda0cK
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 13, 2020
LeBron ain’t stupid. I can’t help but think this was less of an act of altruism and more to give his young daughter reprieve from the ass whooping he’s delivering Bronny for smoking illegal drugs.
“GO TO YOUR HOME ZHURI YOUR BROTHER AIN’T BEEN STRIVING FOR GREATNESS.”