LeBron James Gifts 5-Year-Old Daughter An Actual Small Home For Her Birthday

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Do you know what my father gifted me for my birthday?

Trick question, my father doesn’t know my birthday. My dad has been a bricklayer for four decades, breaking his back for a son destined to disappoint. I know when my mom writes “Love Mom and Dad” on the card, it’s the very first time he’s seeing it, and I will give him a free pass until I die.

Dad, if you’re reading this, no, I do not yet have any equity in a real estate. I’m just here to relay the news that a five-year-old does.

LeBron James, back from the bubble with a Larry O’Brien trophy and a generous spirit, gifted his soon-to-be six-year-old daughter Zhuri a mini-house in the back yard of one of his three Los Angeles mansions. The structure includes a couch, a tiny dining area, and a kitchen.

LeBron ain’t stupid. I can’t help but think this was less of an act of altruism and more to give his young daughter reprieve from the ass whooping he’s delivering Bronny for smoking illegal drugs.

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“GO TO YOUR HOME ZHURI YOUR BROTHER AIN’T BEEN STRIVING FOR GREATNESS.”

 

 

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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