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There’s really no great time for your girlfriend to find out your cheating on her, but when she’s nine months pregnant with your baby probably ranks low on infidelity totem pole. Spread on a layer of video evidence and you got yourself a heaping shit sandwich.
Tristan Thompson was hardly discreet in his cheating of Khloe Kardashian, and since the incident several other women have come forward claiming it was not a singular incident. No one was shocked by this.
Typically for athletes and celebrity relationships, there is one motto that seems to always hold true: “You’re only as faithful as your options.” So when I hear a celebrity cheating story I don’t mourn as much as I would if it happened to, say, Karen from Human Resources.
I’m not saying famous people shouldn’t try to uphold monogamous relationships but…
[looks at statistics]
Wait, yes I am.
In any event, it’s kind of petty and vapid to waste time on the intimate personal lives of people who wouldn’t psis on you if you were on fire, but this tidbit I found pretty funny.
First off, lets set the stage. Khloe has fully forgiven Tristan for having sex with more groupies than Charlie Sheen.
Via US Weekly:
“Khloé has completely forgiven Tristan for cheating on her, and it really wasn’t hard for her to do because he literally broke down crying in her hospital room after she had given birth to True,” the insider tells Us. “Tristan was absolutely devastated that he had hurt and betrayed Khloé. Adding to the grief, was of course the timing of when it all came out, the days before she gave birth.”
Ok here’s where I started scratching my head.
He actually told Khloé he was relieved that it had come out, and that he thinks subconsciously he wanted to get caught.”
So Tristan felt some remorse for his actions. Aw. Just not enough to stop sticking his meat popsicle in strange places.
Here’s where I completely fall off the wagon. Tristan pulls the peer pressure card!!!!!!!!
“Tristan explained to Khloé that there were women constantly throwing themselves at him, and he felt pressure to not refuse them because it’s the unspoken rule in the NBA that players hook-up with groupies on the road.”
Well if J.R. Smith is laying pipe on the road, I guess it’s only right to indulge myself. Teamwork, right??
*Drops pants*
[h/t US Weekly]