Danny DeVito Looks Surprisingly Clean And Not-Homeless In His High School Yearbook Photo
Not that I’m implying that Danny DeVito spent his childhood living like a troll underneath a highway overpass…oh wait, yeah I am. Dude looks like he hasn’t showered since 1973 which apparently works in his favor since he keeps getting roles in Hollywood. Good for him, man. If you know that you’re gonna get typecast as the unhygienic nugget with a raspy voice who trolls around the set talking about feet then you might as well embrace it. Why not? Paychecks are paychecks baby, anything to keep you from winding up living in a dumpster behind Wendy’s again.