Dwyane Wade ain’t got shit to do for the next few months besides spend his millions and sex his smoking hot wife, Gabrielle Union. Maybe ride on a banana boat with LeBron, Chris Paul and his wife. That was weird. With the first preseason game four months from today, the three-time NBA champion is likely taking this time to decompress from the physical and mental demands of a 90 game season, and there’s no better way to let some steam off than to slap some skins.
Check out the presumably naked couple Snapchatting from their hotel room bed after attending a fashion show in NYC earlier that evening. Note how progressively sweaty Gabrielle gets. Looks like she just went 8 rounds with Tyson.
You dirty dawg, D-Wade. It’s good to see that married couples have sex. My parents haven’t had sex since Clinton was President. Or so I tell myself. I love my mother, but she doesn’t look like this…
[h/t Busted Coverage]