Happy Australia Day! Deadpool’s Back and He’s Got Wolverine’s Number

Ryan Reynold’s is spearheading what has to be the most profound, impactful marketing campaign of all time. Are these lil teasers even scripted anymore, or is Reynold’s just runnin round in his tight red spandex, super-smack-talking getup effortlessly putting together the most amount of screen time possible before Deadpool drops? Who could complain? Either way this guy could run a talk show, and it’d probably be better than most the regurgitated, vaguely amusing late night bile that’s already out there.

What’s more, now we know Australia Day’s a thing; and, oh yeah, that those kangaroo riding, Vegemite-munching, budgie smuggler-clad, Aussies actually wear those fucking cork hats.