Heisenberg Spotted Cooking Hot Dogs In Brazil And We’ll Take Two

It’s always interesting to see what your idols make of themselves after they walk away from the limelight. Warren Sapp, a seven time Pro Bowler, has been tangled up with bankruptcy and prostitutes. Steve Francis, once dubbed “The Franchise”, is now getting strangled by his own chain at rap concerts, and now my man Heisenberg is selling footlongs on the streets of Brazil after being the most feared man in Albuquerque.

But I would move to Mexico too if I were getting constantly nagged by Skyler about running a ruthless drug ring to put food on the table. Can he live, Skyler?

So ya, I’ll have two weiners, ketchup, mustard, and be liberal with that blue shit, Heisenberg. Or shit’s going to get diabolical.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.