Revisit The Greatest Christmas Movie Ever Made In This Honest Trailer For ‘Die Hard’

by 2 years ago

“Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.”

The fine folks over at Screen Junkies do an honest trailer of popular movies, where they expose the film’s flaws and shit on it. Since this is the holiday season, they decided to give an honest trailer to the greatest Christmas movie of all-time, Die Hard. Only problem, the movie is so perfect, that there was nothing to shit on.

John McTiernan’s 1988 classic was deconstructed and they couldn’t find anything wrong with it, so they had to resort to shitting on other movies that copied Die Hard, like Speed AKA Die Hard on a Bus, Daylight AKA Die Hard in a Tunnel, Cliffhanger AKA Die Hard on a Mountain, Olympus Has Fallen AKA Die Hard in the White House, White House Down AKA Die Hard in the White House 2, Paul Blart Mall Cop AKA Die Hard in a Mall, Speed 2 AKA Die Hard on a Boat, Under Siege AKA Die Hard on this Other Boat, Sudden Death AKA Die Hard in the Rink, Under Siege 2 AKA Die Hard on a Train, Passenger 57 AKA Die Hard on a Plane, Executive Decision AKA Die Hard on Another Plane, Air Force One AKA Die Hard in the President’s Plane and Snakes on a Plane AKA Die Hard on a Plane with Snakes.

Stick around til the end for the dick reference from Ghostbusters and Carl of Duty.

You really forget how much cocaine and bare feet were in Die Hard.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

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