These Are The Most Important Gold Nuggets Of Information You Need To Know For Season Six Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

We’re not just talking about recapping what happened at the end of last season, but what this coming season has the potential to cover. We’ve got Daenerys being held captive by the Dothraki, Bran playing in the snow with the Night’s King up north, plus Margaery Tyrell still needs to figure out a way to get out of Sparrow jail. Season six is ramping up to be the most action-packed season we’ve seen yet, and thank GOD we don’t have any Sand Snakes so far.

What’s wrong with the Sand Snakes, you ask? “They were hot! They showed boobies! And they had whips and shit” you say to no one in particular seeing as how you’re sitting alone in your parents basement as you read this. “Fuck off the Sand Snakes, bring them back!”

No. No no no no no. They were awful. Their presence was almost completely ineffectual plot-wise, plus they were shitty fighters. I give you exhibit A:

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Here’s to hoping they don’t make a return.