Jessica Lowndes Is NOT Engaged To Jon Lovitz, They Trolled Us Into Watching Her Give Him Road Head In Her New Music Video

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In my 28 years on this planet, I’ve learned that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. So when we brought you the news earlier today of smoking hot Jessica Lowndes allegedly getting engaged to not smoking hot Jon Lovitz, Rebecca was fooled by it, BUT NOT I! SUCK IT REBECCA.

Ok, I totally believed it, but my feelings towards Rebecca remain unchanged.

The 90210 babe posted a series of Instagram pictures teasing her 720,000 followers about who her new mystery boyfriend was. As Rebecca so eloquently put it–“people started stirring themselves up in a frenzy trying to figure out who the liver-spotted dude that’s gripping her inner thigh is.” Lovitz then posted a picture with Lowndes accompanied with the caption, “Easter with my bunny” and the internet lost its fucking mind!

Turns out, it was all just a long troll and a ploy to promote her new music video, which features Lovitz–who is the object of Lowndes affection throughout. She gives Lovitz road head in pretend land!

Lowndes confessed after the music video dropped:

“I love a good prank so happy early April Fools! Jon and I met in Hawaii last year when we worked together on HAWAII 5-0.

I fell in love with his humour and comedy so when I was looking for someone to be a part of my Déjà Vu remix, which is a nod to the 80’s Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and 90’s Pop Up Video, he was the first person to come to mind.” (via)

HAHA Just a joke. It’s just a joke. Make sure you tell Lovitz that.

[h/t Mirror]

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