Fuck Yes And Rejoice, For We Are Getting A Michael Bay Movie About Benghazi

America’s most forward-thinking and best and visionarytastic cinema auteur, Michael Bay, is about to bite into a project with some real teeth.

It’s about the issues. It’s about American hegemony. It’s about lies and deceit and rocket launchers.

It’s about Benghazi.

Fuck yea.

The man best known for blowing shit up in the most spectacular, yet comedic, fashion (think Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers: Age of Extinction), is reportedly going to direct an adaptation of 13 Hours, a book about the attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya on September 11, 2012.

The terrorist attack, which the GOVERNMENT initially denied, left four Americans dead and produced irrefutable proof that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are conspiring to win the 2016 election and turn the United States into a Muslim socialist economy that completely caters to the whims of the Arabian League.

Or something like that.

Bay has tackled tough issues before. In the 2001 geo-political thriller, Pearl Harbor, Bay deftly handled the traumatic Japanese surprise attack on the U.S. Pacific Fleet in 1941 and the tense period afterward, when the U.S. formulated its response and first foray into World War II, which was led by Alec Baldwin.

God, I hope Alec Baldwin is in this.

I mean, GOD, I hope Alec Baldwin is in this.

[Via Fortress America]