Brace For Impact Because The First Trailer For That New ‘Sully’ Movie Just Landed On Your Face Without Any Casualties
The first trailer for the movie about Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger was just released online and Tom Hanks is at his Hanks-iest…
Little did you know that Sully actually caught crap for being a hero. Not everyone was on board with Sully being hailed for his slick piloting skills…
(hat tip to Cass for that clip)
Sure, Tim Tebow saved one guy on a plane. That’s cool and all, but saving 150+ “souls” – even all us “insufferable d*ckwads” – by landing a giant aircraft on a river? WITHOUT ANY GUIDANCE OR AID FROM THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS?!? There are heroes and then there are HEROES. Plus, I heard Sully’s got a better arm.
When you see all these recent stories about planes, you wonder, what would Sully do? WWSD? Like, when Selma Blair lost her mind on a plane and had to be carried off on a stretcher. Would Sully have pulled some kinda stunt – perhaps a barrel roll – to get Blair’s brain right? When a Singapore plane bursts into flames, would Sully have done loopty-loops to put it out? Or would he just casually coast by a waterfall? NBD, brah.
If someone doesn’t do a remix of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” with the lyric “I’m so Sully”, then scrap the internet. Shut ‘er down.