Unlike the wonderful trailer for Handjob Cabin, a fake movie about a spooky ghost who handjobs you to death, the movie Swiss Army Man is real and inexplicably 100% NOT a joke. The trailer just dropped today and while normally I wouldn’t throw up some indie-film bullshit onto BroBible, I remembered reading the following description a few months ago when it first premiered at Sundance:
Essentially, the film stars Paul Dano as a suicidal man stranded on a desert island and ready to give up hope, when a flatulent corpse (played by Daniel Radcliffe) washes ashore. Dano is able to board Radcliffe’s cadaver and ride it like a jet ski back to land, where Radcliffe’s various body parts offer a surprising number of survival utilities during Dano’s trek back to civilization. (Hence the film’s title.) Somehow, Radcliffe’s character begins to show signs of life, and Dano’s character coaxes his revival by teaching him how to live, love, and pass gas inconspicuously . . . in theory. (The corpse does not stop releasing bodily emissions throughout the movie.)(via)
Yes, a movie about Daniel Radcliffe’s farting corpse. Literally cannot think of a better way to spend two hours of my life than by torrenting and watching this movie, alone, in my underwear, with a medium steak, bacon and sausage pizza from Domino’s sitting on my lap.
Swiss Army Man is set to be released on June 17th.
[H/T Vanity Fair]