Wise lax bro is back with his second installment of bro knowledge–this time tackling the extremely touchy subject of what constitutes college hazing and whether or not Dave Matthew’s is Jesus reincarnated. He sports a Bass Pro Shops hat even though he’s never stepped foot in one and solidifies his bro stature by reminding his friend that he banged his girlfriend. Why? Just to see if he could, most likely. He is also the doughiest, pastiest lacrosse player I’ve seen in my 28 years on this earth. He is what would happen if the Michelin Man and Casper fucked. Dave Matthew’s ‘The Space Between’ is about his man titties. Good God wise lax bro, never change.
