There is nothing more sacred to a Bro than abiding by the rules of the Bro code. Everyone knows it, everyone lives by it. If you don’t, you’re guilty of conduct unbecoming to a Bro and deserve to take a lap before getting your Bro card back.
French Montana and Drake have their own version of Bro code and they call it “the snipe commandments.” French Montana has a crocheted version framed in his house, which he threw up on Instagram over the weekend. There’s a couple Bro code gems to live by, including:
- “Thou Shall Always Lie To Protect a Brother’s Reputation Or Chance Of A Splash Conversation In The Near Or Distant Future.”
- “Thou Shall Always Be Honest With His Brother About A Splash.”
- “Thou Shall Never Tell A Ting About Another Man’s Splash In Order To Execute His Own Splash.”
- “Thou Shall Always Provide Splash Accommodations For A Brother Within His Household.”
I hope you’re smart enough to realize what a “splash” is. Like, I don’t have to spell that out, right?
On a similar note, here’s a good throwback to this Bro’s 10 Bromandments from last year.