God Damn, The Game’s Got The Most Astoundingly Aggressive Sexting Game You’ve Ever Seen

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In case you were wondering if The Game was better than you at absolutely everything (rapping, weightlifting, owning a penis that qualifies him to rule over pretty much any landlocked nation in the world), he’s back to let you know that yes, he is.

Today, it’s his Instagram sexting game, which I didn’t even know was a thing until just now. Here I’ve been posting Instagrams that aren’t sexts directed to all my followers, while The Game’s just like “I know every one of you wants my dick.”

Shit, I’m horny after reading this. Here are the hashtags from his most recent Instagram, which is less dick heavy than his last one, but still very dick heavy given, you know, how heavy his dick is.

(I’ve added some paragraph breaks to make it a little easier to read).

I mean if I’m not your #ManCrushMonday then who da fuck is ??? Ok so this is my 1st time bringing the hashtags to Monday but you know what… I love you & you deserve to
#GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork
#ifYouOnYourWayToTheGymTurnAroundAndGoBackHome
#YouBoutToWorkUpASweatPunchinThatMonkey
#AndPutThemToysAway
#WeGoinOldSchool
#JustYouAndThemFingers
#NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough
#GetCompletelyNaked
#PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable
#IfYoHairFreshlyDid
#LayYourScarfFlatOnThePillowAndLayGentlyOnIt
#NowSpreadThemThighsForMe
#LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers #
NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise
#Slowly
#iSaidSlowly
#DontMakeMeSlapYourHandAndMakeYouStartOver
#KeepYourEyesClose
#NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingFromYourAnkle
#ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy
#YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries
#ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet
#NowWhatImBoutToDoNextMightTickle
#YouReady
#YeaYouReady
#NowBust
#AndSayMyName
#MEATPRINTPAPI
#DropsMic
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Jesus.

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