Throwing the ultimate party on gameday requires three simple things:
Beer. Wings. And the A*s Plate!
Prepping for gameday parties can be a hASSle, butt if you think half-assing it with paper plates during the big game is your path to gameday glory, think again.
A game this mASSive deserves something a bit more clASSy. And nothing surpASSes the Ass Plate from Don’t Half Ass Anything. Inspiring individuals to do their best with a slogan that’s clear in their name, DHAA is spreading happiness by spreading cheeks for any ASSpiring game day partygoer.
The Ass Plate is the only way to ensure you’re eating like a true champion on gameday in 2022. Better yet, the Ass Plate is all-inclusive ethnic/gender-ambiguous, so this ass is for everyone! And with a Signature Sauce Plug complimentary dish, butt fumbles are out of the question. So no matter who wins the big game this year, your ass can enjoy all the game-day festivities!
Don’t Half Ass Anything on Gameday
It’s 2022 and tight ends aren’t the only game-changers deserving of the spotlight during this year’s big game! The Ass Plate with its Signature Sauce Plug and Official Ass Card is worthy of some encouraging slaps on the behind too.
With the big game fASSt approaching, the guys at Don’t Half Ass Anything are breaking down barriers and bringing people together one ass at a time—starting with a handful of Ass Plate!
DHAA created this stackable, dishwasher-safe plate with one message in mind: Don’t half ass anything, let alone your meals, parties, & tailgates. Beyond just catering to all your gameday meal needs, the Ass Plate is…
- A lifestyle
- The ultimate party gift
- A gamechanger
- A conversation starter
- How you will get promoted
- A quick way to make friends
- And a sure-fire way to get some ass!
And if you’re going to be rolling with the boys, Don’t Half Ass Anything offers an aptly named ‘Now We’re Talking Ass’ 3-pack and ‘Throw Away That China Set’ 6-pack. So you can ensure the entire crew is getting some ass on game day!
Mealtime’s Most Versatile ASSet
The guys at Don’t Half Ass Anything know things can get messy with finger foods on game day. Thankfully, there’s no illegal use of hands when it comes to the Ass Plate. So you can get down and dirty with your wings!
What better way to start the day than eating off the Ass Plate, whether it’s a bacon & egg breakfast bagel or some cereal. Plus, the Signature Sauce Plug serves as a cup, holding one official serving of wine, champagne, OJ, or coffee.
DHAA heard you like it raw, so you can enjoy your mouthwatering sushi on the Ass Plate too! It’s BPA-free and made with food-safe materials, so you don’t have to half ass it on any meal.
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