Don’t You Dare Hit The Slopes This Winter Without Rocking One Of These Sexy Ski Suits

by 4 days ago

Shinesty


Dear Santa:

For Christmas this year, in lieu of gifts, please make a donation to your charity of choice.

Just kidding.

I want all of this shit and if I don’t get it, I’m going to make moves on Mrs. Claus. 

  1. A samurai sword signed by none other than American Idol’s Randy Jackson
  2. My metabolism back
  3. A keg of Four Loko
  4. A Shinesty Ski Suit 
  5. A sex life
  6. See #4

Thank you for time, and remember the aforementioned threat about throwing game at the missus. 

P.S. If you need any suggestions on a Shinesty Ski Suit, I’ve attached some of my favorites below. I’m an XL. Don’t body shame me.

THE REVERE 2.0 USA CUSTOM MEN’S SKI SUIT

Shinesty


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THE FACE MELTER | MEN’S 80’S NEON SKI SUIT

Shinesty


Buy Now!

THE GEODISIAC MEN’S RETRO NEON SKI SUIT

Shinesty


Buy Now!

THE RIP N’ TRIP MEN’S 90’S NEON SKI SUIT

Shinesty


Buy Now!

THE FLOATING MULLET | O’NEILL MEN’S CAMO SKI BIB

Shinesty


Buy Now!

THE SPEEDBALL WHIZBANG | MENS 80S PRINT RETRO SKI SUIT

Shinesty


Buy Now!

They’re….they’re beautiful.

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