When I first read the subject line of this piping hot reader tip saying, “The Dick Belt – New Product Launch,” I thought to myself, “Eureka! We’ve finally made a belt for tucking up boners. Bout time…bout time.”
But alas, I was wrong. The Dick Belt is not our solution to a raging hard-on at an inopportune time. We will have to continue to wait patiently for that. Or not, because you probably shouldn’t have that specific problem after like 8th grade.
However, the Dick Belt does serve a purpose. That purpose is currently unknown to me, but I’m sure someone, somewhere can find use for a belt with slack that hangs down to your knees because it has a photo of a penis on it.
Let’s hear from the creator, shall we?
I just launched www.dickbelt.com – came up with teh concept when I was living with 7 college girls as a 32 year old dude playing beer bong with their 16 year old high school friends. Its a stylish belt with a cartoon dick on the inside – in white and black. Check it out and I’ll send you a freebie if you would like. I just launched last week, also have a few photos with the golfer John Daly holding one – he fucking loved it.
Well, he wasn’t lying about John Daly, because he sure does seem to enjoy the Dick Belt.
Brian Urlacher seems to be a fan as well.
The Dick Belt comes in two colors… “white dick” and “black/brown dick.” See more photos below.