Emily Ratajkowksi Was Sportin’ Some Jaw-Dropping Side Boob At Some Gala Only Hot People Are Invited To

My roommates and I got in a heated discussion the other night whether we’d take one full year off our lives for one full night with Emily Ratajkowski. I was in fully in camp #onenight because what’s life worth if it’s not worth living? I was in the minority, though, because apparently my friends needed that 365 days extra of scrolling through Brazzers and generally putting off responsibilities.

Well, tonight I plan to present them with these insanely hot pictures of Emily at some gala that only hot people are invited to. It’s almost a lock that they’ll change their tune.

And if that doesn’t work, I’ll show them this GIF on Emily Rata’s booty that I suggest watching with your bedroom door locked.


Aaaand I’ll throw this one in there just to put the nail in the coffin.


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.