Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade appear to be a happily married couple with a healthy sex life. I know this based on context clues from their oft lit Snapchat stories–namely this one which features D-Wade and Union sweating like Mel Gibson at a bah mitzvah while in bed together. I’m no detective, but I’d venture to guess they just had sexual intercourse. With one another.
And then there was this gesture Gabrielle directed at the camera back in June. Wade has gesture from Gabrielle back in June. I don’t know much, but I know blowjobs are the key to a long, robust marriage.
Gabrielle recently shot out a tweet praising UCLA star and potential lottery pick Lonzo Ball.
Yes, I'm a UCLA graduate. Yes, Im biased. However, Lonzo Ball is a special player & what's great is he's not pressed. Controlled & mature.
— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) March 20, 2017
A couple Twitter corndogs thought the compliment was indickative of something bigger. But, as I pointed out above, Gabrielle is set in the Dick Department.
Get it, girl.
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[h/t Busted Coverage]