Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Swapped Scandalous Selfies That Will Send Your Mind Directly Into The Gutter

If your mind wasn’t already in the gutter, welcome. I’ve been lurking in these parts since my 16th birthday.

Cara Delevingne is one of Britain’s most sought after models. She’s sexy, she’s edgy, she’s single. She’s one hell of a beat boxer. She’s also a lesbian. Which sucks for guys like you and I–who absolutely had a shot with her.

Kate Moss is a goddess. So what if she recently got hammered and kicked off a flight for calling the pilot a basic bitch. He probably deserved it. Although she’s a little skinny for my liking (Jk, I’ll take pretty much anything), it’s hard to argue that she’s not one of the most beautiful women in the world.

These two bombshells have worked together in the past, developing a..unique relationship. They have reportedly swapped NSFW selfies as a way to keep their relationship…strong. Their most recent selfie swap has been posted on the Instagram feed of famed fashion photographer  Mert Alas.

They are a work of art.

And the rebuttal:

I gotta give the trophy to Kate Moss on this one. Sexy and tasteful. Firing on all cylinders.

P.S. Aren’t selfies supposed to be taken by oneself? Isn’t that, by definition, the definition. I don’t know. I haven’t taken one since…this morning.

[h/t Complex]

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