Ready To Feel Like An Old Man? Punky Brewster Is Now A Certified MILF And I Have The Pics To Prove It

What have I been doing with my life?

In the time it took Punky Brewster to go from a freckle-faced pain in the ass kid to a bonafide MILF, all I’ve done is get fatter, poorer, and more pathetic. They say the biggest motivational driver is comparing yourself to the people you grew up with and I had plenty of days in the mid 90’s watching reruns of Punky doing whatever it is she did. You must’ve too, because you clicked. Or you just saw the word MILF and clicked, which is completely understandable.

But to catch you up with Punky–she’s a 39-year-old mother of three whose real name is Soleil Moon Frye.

CHECK ‘ER OUT.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.