Rihanna Rocking A Wedgie In An Itty Bitty Bikini Will Produce A Mouthful Of Saliva

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Rihanna. What a sultry, exotic goddess. A perfect concoction of talent, sex appeal, mystery and sex appeal. She’s got about 10 songs that will make the stiffest of bros get noodly at the club. And she’s got about 10 music videos that makes the noodliest of dudes get stiff. A bonafide superstar. A sex icon. And when new photos of Ri-Ri in a bathing suit surface on the world wide webs, you best believe I’m going to let you bros know about it. The below photos appeared on the Barbadian singer’s best friend’s Instagram account after an impromptu photoshoot and I thank her for this.

werk, werk, werk, werk, boner.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.