Mel B Claims She’s The Only Spice Girl That Robbie Williams Didn’t Bone–Which Begs The Question: Who Is Robbie Williams?

Do you guys remember Robbie Williams? He was the UK’s straight version of Ricky Martin in the 90s–his first seven albums each reached number one in the UK and he’s sold more than 75 million records worldwide, making him one of the best-selling artists of all time. Maybe I’m out of the loop, but I couldn’t name a Robbie Williams song if you put a gun to my head. Dude’s mug looks familiar though.

Williams has gone on the record saying that he’s had sex with four of the five Spice Girls, much to the chagrin of the girls’ current husbands and boyfriends.

Mel B, aka Scary Spice, spoke on The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Australian radio station, KIIS FM, to remove herself from the list of Williams’ conquers.

“He actually publicly apologised to me for all that mess,” she said. “Saying he had apparently gotten it on with all five Spice Girls. He wishes!

I was the one he never did.

“He’s a friend of mine… Yuck! He had been with my friends – I don’t want sloppy seconds.”

Robbie previously stated:

“I told a joke a long time ago and it sort of got out of hand.

“On one particular tour before [singing ‘Back for Good’] I introduced it by saying, ‘I am very fortunate to have been in Take That and four out of five of the Spice Girls’. That was my intro to the song and it was a joke and the joke went too far.

“I would like to apologise to all the Spice Girls involved and their husbands and boyfriends. I know a few husbands and boyfriends weren’t too happy with the joke.”

Regardless of Robbie kind of looking like a first-class fuckboy, I gotta tip my cap to him if he’s telling the truth. That’s like pitching a near perfect game to an all-star lineup. Hooking up with girls who are friends is a hard enough feat in itself considering girls are ruthless to each other, but hooking up with four of the five then biggest superstars on the planet without any of them killing each other is nothing to scoff at.

Let’s check in on the Spice Girls using the medium of photographs.






[h/t Mirror]

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