I Wore High Heels For An Entire Day and HOLY JESUS GIRLS ARE MASOCHISTS (VIDEO)


To me, there’s nothing quite as disgusting as a girl walking barefoot on the street with her heels in hand. It just screams trash. I don’t care how much pain I’m in, only a vile derelict would let their bare feet touch a sullied city sidewalk. My face has scrunched up many-a-time after witnessing a drunk girl stumbling around barefoot on the street, disgusting feet as blacked out as they currently are.

Every wedding or fancy event I’ve ever been to has involved at least one girl complaining about how much pain they’re in because of their footwear. Blah blah blah. I get it, your feet hurt…  let’s get back to some grinding.

Heels have even been in the news recently, as critics of Jurassic World have pointed to Bryce Dallas Howard’s character’s choice of footwear while running from dinosaurs to not only be ludicrous, but also sexist. There was prob dinosaur shit everywhere she was running… I don’t blame her character for not kicking off her heels.

In an effort to prove that girls are huge complainers, and wearing heels isn’t THAT bad, I decided to buy myself a pair and change the heel game forever.

Unfortunately, things didn’t play out quite as I’d expected. In short, it was the worst day of my life. In long, watch the video and see for yourself…