This bro from Chattanooga REALLY loves him some frisbee, and desperately wants someone to play with. He’s totally cereal here bros, no funny business, just frisbee!
From the Craigslist ad:
No frisbee golf, no ultimate. Don’t care what race or gender you are. Not trying to jack off or fuck anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you, and you throw it back. I don’t care if you’re any good. Let’s just try this shit. Yes, I am awesome at frisbee throwing and catching (especially for a man of my portly stature), but don’t let that intimidate you. Embrace my awesome. Have a drink from my flask. Let’s do this shit.
HE’S SERIOUS BROS, HE’S NOT MESSING AROUND. CAN’T A BRO JUST FIND ANOTHER BRO TO TOSS THE BEE AROUND WITH?!?!?
H/T to Pleated-Jeans for finding this incredible ad
So, Chattanooga bros, who among you is going to sack up and toss the bee with him? No Frolf. No Ultimate. And ESPECIALLY no funny business.
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