The Mavs appear to be the frontrunners for Dwight Howard’s services. The Raising Cane’s restaurant in Dallas is doing their part to make sure Dwight comes to the Big D. They’re offering him free chicken fingers for life if he signs.
Chicken fingers are delicious. Not as delicious as fried chicken or chicken wings but a close second.
Also I’m fat.
On Monday, Raising Cane’s will kick off a campaign inviting Mavericks fans to help persuade Howard to sign with Dallas. The company has leased six electronic billboards to help publicize its cooked-up offer to Howard.
Raising Cane’s marketing manager Adam Reed says that if Howard signs with the Mavericks, “he will be welcome to come by any of our (20) local restaurants to enjoy seriously delicious chicken fingers at any time, on us, for the rest of his life.”
The greatest five-word combo in the English language is “FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT.” By law, you are required to take it if offered. Congrats Dallas, you got your man.