Man tricks woman into letting him suck her toes at a Wal-Mart

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Warning, good citizens of North Carolina, there is a man pretending to be a student of podiatry among you and his mission is to suck your toes.

We suggest keeping your shoes on at all times and staying away from Wal-Mart. He’s already got one victim.

Detective Dennis Harris said the woman agreed to try on several pairs of shoes at the discount store in Lincolnton, and that at some point during the process, the man stuck her foot in his mouth. Harris said the man apparently tried the same thing at another Wal-Mart 15 miles away, where he told a woman he was conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities.

A second woman also agreed to take off her shoes but got suspicious when the suspect asked her to remove her socks. So she left.

Probably went to Target where the much classier toe-suckers hang out.

NC Police Seek Man Who Sucked Toes at Wal-Mart [New York Times]

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