We can all agree that candy corn is the worst candy product in the history of confectionery science. Starburst looks to improve the shitty treat with their own Starburst Fruit Flavoed Candy Corn.
I’ve yet to try Starburst Candy Corn, but it’s safe to say they aren’t nearly as good as the real deal. Why? Because candy corn is awful no matter how you flavor it. It’s like eating the hard decorative fondant off the top of a cake instead of the delicious and moist goodness inside. Why would anyone do that? They wouldn’t because they’re not idiot. Starburst prides itself on their delicious juiciness, and now they just sucked the life out of their product.
This is going to be a terrible year for kids trick-or-treating because moms across the country are going to think Starburst Candy Corn are a cute idea. They’re not though. You’re just using it as an excuse to be a cheap asshole on Halloween night. You might as well just give them a single Candy Corn Oreo that they can’t eat anyways because it’s not sealed.
Candy Blog has actually tasted them if you want a real opinion.