Kim Kardashian has a new book out that no person of sound mind should ever read. It’s called Selfish and it’s literally 400+ pages of Kim Kardashian selfies captioned by the sex tape queen herself. She got paid millions and millions of dollars for it because, lol, the book industry is a fucking joke. Here’s what type of high brow literature Selfish continues, via Jezebel:
My very first selfie was taken in 1984. I put my mom’s clip-on earrings on Khloé and found a disposable camera and took a picture to capture this memory.
We were bored in Indianapolis taking photo booth pics.
I watched the show with Ryan Seacrest and then went home and had Cup noodles in bed at my apartment.
I’m obsessed with contour.
I just got this Fendi coat and was in New York. I was in a taxi and took this selfie to actually send the Kanye to see if he liked my new coat. He did!
Fresh spray tan. I get so dark…Kanye calls it a yé-tan.
Are you crying for the fate of humanity right now? I am. Last night Kim Kardashian signed books at the massive Barnes and Noble in NYC’s Union Square. A couple of animal rights activists showed up to troll her about Kim-ye’s love for fur.
On one hand, these people are heroes for trolling the queen of the trolls. On the other hands, ugh… how opportunistic. I can’t decide to love them or hate them, but it terrifies me how Kim just keeps smiling in this video from our friends at ANIMAL New York (which is NOT an animal rights website).
Trolls trolling a troll. What a time we live in.
Also, TIL: Animals get anally electrocuted. That sounds like a plot device in a Saw movie.
Meanwhile, Kanye be like…