The B-2 Stealth Bomber is by far and away America’s sweetest plane. Dark as night, deadly as a venomous viper, fast as a rocket ship, as unstoppable as Superman, as unnoticeable as a mosquito in outer space, they are the fucking tits.
They can carry over 40,000 pounds of bombs, which is a fucking dickload of bombs. Twenty tons of bombs to be precise. That they can drop, right on your face.
Oh, and among those are the B61 and B83 nuclear bombs. You know, tactical fucking nukes.
The B-2 has a range of 7,000 miles, but it can refuel mid-air, which means ain’t no country free from our democracy bombs.
We could nuke Antarctica and Russia and Chad and anywhere on the planet with these fucking things.
Watch it soar over the American Southwest and feel the bulge in your pants. God, how sweet would it be to be president and send those things out into the world?
“Fly, my pretties,” I would cackle, before watching them nuke a mountain to death. That would be so much fun.
[Via Digg]