This Bear Is All Like ‘Hi!’ And The Chicks In This Car Are All ‘OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT’S A BEAR HELP’
This bear seems pretty chill, just nosin’ around the car while the chicks inside are screaming bloody murder and praying to every major and minor deity that they can look up on their iPhones to let them come out of this unscathed. But why? To me it looks like this bear is just looking to make a few new friends, not devour flesh and maul people to death. Then again maybe it’s playing the long-con. That’s the thing with bears: you never know what their true motives are. One minute you’re hugging and enjoying a fresh pot of honey, the next you’re making your way through that bear’s small intestine as he picks his teeth with your thigh bone like they’re actually toothpicks. Damn bears.